Upgrade Your Wardrobe With The Best Poop Attire and Accessories Around

collin and stetson in poop-themed shirts, slippers, and hats

Poop… but make it fashion.

Share your love of poop with the world by making it a fashion statement. We’ve rounded up the best shirts, slippers, and hats that say, “Hey world, I love poop and I’m not afraid to show it!”

Check out our favorites below.


Poop Slippers and Blanket

Nothing like kicking your feet up to relax and seeing a cute little poop face staring back up at you! These cozy slippers are perfect for wearing around the house and are guaranteed to put a smile on your face each time you look down at your feet.

plush poop emoji slippers with toilet paper around them


Poop Shirts

Got a bestie you want to surprise with a not-so-crappy gift? These Best Friends Forever shirts are perfect! Featuring the iconic duo of poop and toilet paper, you and your BFF can wear your friendship proud. Even better, the shirts come in men’s, women’s, and youth sizes, along with several different colors to choose from.

stetson wearing shirt that says "if I were a bird I know who I'd poop on"

Show your vengeful side by sporting a shirt that lets everyone know you’re taking names and plotting the ultimate revenge. Wearing this tee won’t make it any more likely that you’ll be reincarnated as a bird with the sole mission to poop on your enemies, but it doesn’t hurt to dream!

I poop outside tee

Show just how outdoorsy you can be with a graphic tee that looks like it’s straight out of an adventure store. Look a bit closer and those who pay attention to detail will discover the true statement you’re trying to make.

collin and stetson wearing poop t shirts

Let’s 👏 Get 👏Real 👏 These t-shirts are keeping it brutally honest. Send a message to those who get on your nerves or need to get over the fact that pooping is simply a way of life with the fun graphic tees designed to cause a double take.


collin wearing poop emoji hat

Vacation, here we come… and we’re bringing this hat along with us! It’s the perfect accessory to wear to your next BBQ, pool party, at the beach, or on a boat. Just don’t let it fall overboard—someone may think there’s a floater in the water!

stetson wearing plush poop emoji hat

When you need a layer of extra warmth for your noggin, this plush poop-emoji hat will do just the trick. It’s soft, cozy, and draws just the right amount of attention to the fact that you’re carrying around a stuffed poop emoji on top of your head.

collin's dog with plush poop emoji hat on back

Disclaimer: Just because you may have a great time rocking the latest in poop fashions, those around you may not share the same enthusiasm. Don’t force it upon them but rather let it come naturally. Remember that eventually, it all comes out in the end.

What do you think of our poop swirl-inspired pieces?

Let us know your favorites and share any of your own poop-centric fashions!

About the writer:

Emily obtained her Bachelor's degrees from Clarkson University with 5 years of content writing experience specializing in health, beauty, fashion, home, & living frugally.

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Comments 23

  1. Marie

    OMG. Happy April Fools Day, Right?

  2. Stephanie

    I want all of these 🙂 They are so funny!

    • Collin (Mrs. Hip)

      Glad you are loving them, Stephanie!

  3. Aunt Jenny

    I don’t share you love for poop fashion, but the bird poop shirt is hilarious.

    • Collin (Mrs. Hip)

      LOL! That one sure is funny! Thanks for taking a moment to comment!

  4. hmwill

    I’m Loving this new site!:)

    • Emily (Hip Sidekick)

      So glad you’re enjoying it! We had a blast making it! 😂

  5. Lisa

    OMG, how do all of these poop accessories even exist!? However, on that note, I have a few people in my life in mind for them.

    • Emily (Hip Sidekick)

      So funny, right!? They would make for great gag gifts around the holidays!

  6. Blueyedturtlelover

    My kids get a kick out of Poop themed things! These are great! 🤣

    • Collin (Mrs. Hip)

      LOL! Mine do too!

  7. Lisa Chen

    So funny lol 😂

  8. TravelSuz

    I love Hip2Poop! Lol! Years ago I bought the “I pooped today” shirt that Collin posted about and proudly wore. My husband proudly wears it and it definitely gets attention. LOL! I might have to add an accessory! Thanks for another hilarious April Fools Day!!

    • Collin (Mrs. Hip)

      Aww, You’re very welcome, TravelSuz! That’s SO Awesome! Super glad you have both enjoyed that one! Thanks for checking out the new site!

  9. Sabrina R

    Thank you Colin and Stetson for always Entertaining me, though I still cant get that “swaddled” baby drop in Target out of of my head 🙂

    • Collin (Mrs. Hip)

      LOL! You’re SO welcome! Thanks so much for enjoying the day with us!

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  11. Laura

    Is the new site for real or is this an April Fools prank. Lol

  12. Kandy smith

    Love it! As a long time Ibs pooper I totally get this! Got laugh at poop or you will end up dead. Just wish you would expand sizing not all of us are under a 2x. Remember I’m bigger because I’m full of poop. 3x and room for the bloat please

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  14. Tammy

    I hope you keep this site going. I have IBS and one of my daughters has major constipation issues, so poop talk is a daily subject in our house.

    • Collin (Mrs. Hip)

      Aww, Thanks for the feedback, Tammy! Glad you have been enjoying the new site. Hoping you both feel better.

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