Pass Some Time On The Toilet With These Poop-Themed Smartphone Apps

on toilet with phone using poop analyzer

Reading the newspaper or catching up on social media are classic past times for those seated on their throne. Step up your bathroom game with these not-so-crappy apps designed for your entertainment, health, and toilet finding needs.

Poop Run

poop run app on iphone

Have you ever been jealous of the birds that get to poop all over everything? Now it’s your time to fly, as you soar through this real motion game and shoot poop on pedestrians, cars, and food below. Your position moves as you tilt your phone, so be careful not to get too immersed in the game or you could fall right off the toilet seat.

Call of Doodie

call of doodie app screenshots

The urgency is REAL! Race through the office by tapping through a series of doors while avoiding bears, co-workers, and other obstacles to get to the bathroom in time. You’ll even come across specially locked doorways that require numerous taps to break through. This action resembles the act of banging on the bathroom door when you really, really have to go.

Poop Analyzer

poop analyzer app screenshots

Consider this app the fortune teller of bowel movements. Scan your fingerprint to have the analyzer guess which type of poop will occur during your next trip to the bathroom. Afterward, check out the fun extras like the fart noise soundboard and games Don’t Stop The Poop and Emoji Dodge.

Poop Tracker

poop tracker app screenshots

It’s all fun and games until you have a weird-looking BM in the bowl. 😬 This app is a touch more on the serious side and allows you to document each bathroom visit by rating it with Bristol Scale, noting the color and consistency, and adding any other notes you may have. Then it exports your visit data into colorful and comprehensive charts and graphs.


flush toilet finder app screenshots

When you gotta go, you gotta go! While you won’t be using this app as you’re on the toilet, it will certainly help get you to one. This toilet finder and map will scan your local area to find you the nearest bathroom, along with details such as handicap access, any fees involved, and if a key is required. You can even rate or report facilities as you visit them.

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About the writer:

Emily obtained her Bachelor's degrees from Clarkson University with 5 years of content writing experience specializing in health, beauty, fashion, home, & living frugally.

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